Novympia's Arsehole Race

Novympia's Arsehole Race is a nonsensical online reality show created by drag duo Nova and Olympia.

The winner receives a cash prize of up to £2.18, some dire shit from Novympia's house, a signed tee and the title of 'Next Grandmaster Arsehole'. A congeniality prize is given to the contestants favourite arsehole. Every season (except season 3) has included a 'Gash Game' episode (a parody of the 'Snatch Game' from Rupaul's Drag Race (a parody of the TV panel show 'Match Game')) and a 'Reunion' episode where the winner is revealed and Novympia interview the contestants.

Episodes:

 * EP01 - Meet the Arseholes
 * EP02 - Red Carpet Runway
 * EP03 - Horror Villains
 * EP04 - 80's Glamour Shots
 * EP05 - The Real Housewives
 * EP06 - Novympia References
 * EP07 - Christmas Postcards
 * EP08 - Stars in their Eyes
 * EP09 - Evolution Finalé
 * EP10 - Reunion


 * *The Cult patreons VOTE TO SAVE their favourite Arsehole, out of the bottom of that week.
 * ⁑Traffic Zeta-Cones was the winner of EP05, but due to rule-breaking was eliminated. Lüump was eliminated on EP08 for rule-breaking too.
 * ⁂Wilhelmina Scream Cheese dropped out of this episode and was replaced by Cameron Corder.

Episodes:

 * EP00 - Cast Reveal
 * EP01 - Edible Divas
 * EP02 - Meme Queens
 * EP03 - Ski Lodge Lounge Lizard
 * EP04 - Hokeymon
 * EP05 - Gash Game
 * EP06 - Wh-arse Wally
 * EP07 - Cult Leader Couture
 * EP08 - Finalé

Season 2 Contestants:

 * Dioda Spritz
 * Jess
 * Pony Soprano
 * Beau de Toilette
 * DUCK!
 * Penny the Period Pad
 * Bagina
 * Linda Lampsey
 * Rev. Sticki 'Gobble Gobble' BanaNicki
 * Forkquette Spaghette

Episodes:

 * #1 - Cast Announcement
 * #2 - Prideful
 * #3 - Legendary Creature
 * #4 - Food/Movie Pun
 * #5 - Murder Mystery
 * #6 - Halloween
 * #7 - Resort Wear
 * #8 - Gash Game
 * #9 - Fire & Ice
 * #10 - Finale
 * #11 - Reunion

Season 1 Contestants:

 * Ashley the Pantyhose Doll
 * Alotta Wood
 * Nigella Torsen
 * Arianne
 * Icehole
 * Mitzi Metastasis
 * Belle
 * Mary Berry
 * Hanayo the Cat
 * Harry the Cactus