Tina Tureena

Tina Tureena is a contestant on Novympia's Arsehole Race Season 3.

"Howdy Y'all, My name in Tina Tureena - the soup tureen from the great town of Louisville, Kentucky. After being passed down from generation to generation, I'm sure my conservitive deep south ancestors would be just tickled to see me all souped up in this geish. I am Novympia's next Grandmaster Arsehole, because when I was but a wee country 'bisque-it', I stole the family's fried chicken recipe and sold it some Sanders fella for a plane ticket to Hollywood, where I've been working the street corner ever since, while I wait for my big break. #sexworkisrealwork. Also would like to say, it's time for a big girl to win the season #biggirlshavearseholestoo."

Tina Tureena's Journey
Episode 1 Tina was voted highest (26%) in a popularity poll after the first episode was aired.

Episode 2 WINNER - Tina's Red Carpet look was inspired by the Tony Awards, featuring a soup covered dress and cameo from Cameron Corder.

Episode 3 SAFE - Tina's Halloween look was inspired by the 1975 movie 'Jaws'. Shallisa Shopping Trolly also did a 'Jaws' inspired look, which was a big reason Shallisa ended up in the bottom.

Episode 4 JOINT WINNER - Tina's 80's Glamour shot look was inspired by the 1988 movie 'Heathers'. Tina shared this episode win with Lüump.

Episode 5 SAFE - Tina's Real Housewife was a inmate from 'Kentucky Corectional Institution for Women'. Their catchprase was "The only people that can judge me are God, my husband and the district board of Kentucky". Traffic Zeta-Cones also did a prison themed video this episode.