Olympia Avalanche

Olympia Avalanche is the drag persona of River Bevis, and the second half of Novympia. She is most notable for her insult comedy and wit.

School Life
River went to an all-boys grammar school. He described the school as "hoity-toity" and spoke about how there was a lot of pressure put on them to be stereotypically masculine. River has stated that he found none of his teachers inspiring or careful at all. His worst teacher was Mr. Inglefield who would constantly ask him when he'd drop out of school and start planning weddings. River believes that Inglefield was extremely homophobic. Despite these experiences, River has said that the school was not a bad school, or in his words "It was not a shitter".

Memorable Quotes

 * "Subway: Live Young!"


 * "So bloody cute."
 * "Snaps for Nova!"
 * "Baby Nova!"
 * "My name is Olympia Avalanche and I love mayonnaise."
 * "Benvenuti bonsoir c'est soir."
 * "Ohhh hi!"
 * "Do you like my dress, Nova?"
 * "My touch is gonna turn you to gold."
 * "Nova's got opinions."
 * "Nova, No!"
 * "Oh what"
 * "Remember the 'oh what' lady?"

Trivia

 * Her Australian accent is part of her character.


 * She adopted rabbit, Mr. Floppers, for MegAnne Robinson.


 * She won The Weakest Link against Fallowla Ruffalo.


 * She works at an IT support company called "Wendigo Solutions".


 * She loves wine.


 * Her favorite pop star is Avril Lavigne.


 * Her favorite song is "I'm With You" by Avril Lavigne.


 * Her favorite move is "The Village" directed by M. Night Shyamalan.