Kandy Kane

Kandy Kane is a contestant on Novympia's Arsehole Race Season 3.

"Hi y'all, my name is Kandy Kane. I'm a stand up, southern lady from the sultry sweltering Cat Cedar(?) Street in Mathews, Virginia. I'm usually a straight edged gal, but I can put my ball to the wall (or floor) and get down with the biggest of the arseholes. Why do you ask? Well, let me lead y'all to my reality...When I'm not leaning against a wall biding my time, I'm a true leader. I'll take y'all where you need to get to, gracefully and safely. May I add, when the mood hits, I wont. I will literally lead you under a bus. What I'm politely saying is - I'm an Arsehole, because while I can get you to your destination safely, I can also lead you into a god-damn ditch! You'll never know with me. Might I say with me, you're going...blind!"

Kandy Kane's Journey
Episode 1 Kandy was voted joint lowest (2%) in a popularity poll after the first episode was aired, sharing that position with Madeleine and Wilhelmina Scream Cheese.

Episode 2 Kandy's Red Carpet look was inspired by the Braille Centre Honours Benefit.