Traffic Zeta-Cones

Traffic Zeta-Cones is a contestant on Novympia's Arsehole Race Season 3.

"I'm a traffic cone and I was manufactured in Taiwan. I was separated from my parents when I was one minute and thirty seconds old and before I knew it I was shipped off to America. I grew up in the mean streets of a Home Depot in Rhode Island. My life has had some ups and downs and I've done some regrettable things for a family size packet of gluten-free Oreos, but that has made me the seasoned bitch that I am today. I am Novympia's next Grandmaster Arsehole because I am the full package. I can make you laugh. I can turn looks. I don't know how to read. I'm skinny (unlike Char, who has really packed it on lately). I take criticism well, but I will cry and attempt to retaliate. Lastly, I am just all around not a good person, plus I have seen what's going on in my talent agent's personal life and he can really use a win..."

Traffic Zeta-Cones' Journey
Episode 1 Traffic was voted 5th highest (11%) in a popularity poll after the first episode was aired.

Episode 2 SAFE - Traffic's Red Carpet look was inspired by the 2021 Game Awards, featuring circuit boards and electronic gaming devices.

Episode 3 HIGH - Lynne's Halloween look was inspired by the 1976 movie 'Carrie'. Lynne Guini also did a 'Carrie' inspired look, which was a big reason Lynne ended up in the bottom.

Episode 4 HIGH - Traffic's 80's Glamour shot look was a winter wonderland prom look.

Episode 5 WIN/ELIMINATED - Traffic's Real Housewife was a inmate from 'Diedra McDyke Woman's Correctional Center'. Their catchprase was "When I come up to a fork in the road. I say "Hell yeah! Free fork!"". Tina Tureena also did a prison themed video this episode. Traffic did win this episode, but due to an unknown breaking of the rules was eliminated, saving the bottom two Madeleine and Wilhelmina Scream Cheese.