Wilhelmina Scream Cheese

Wilhelmina Scream Cheese is a contestant on Novympia's Arsehole Race Season 3.

"You’ve been vaguely irritated by the hype so I’m sure you are dying to be formally introduced to Wilhelmina Scream Cheese. Naturally everyone clamours to be but quite frankly she doesn’t need you or your Race because she’s already out there being a Dickhead everyday and she’s doing it better than all the rest. She’s here to turn the party and your stomach. Whether cleaving the palates of her haters or mopping the entire display floor of an H&M using her well placed plot devices, Negg MacGuffin, Rhett Herring, and Luna Dough Ex Machinina Fryington O’Tsuki van Taart, this Pasteurized American is bringing lactose intolerance to a high art form sure to make all of these ordinary Arseholes scream for Pepto-Bismol coloured mercy."

Wilhelmina Scream Cheese's Journey
Episode 1 Wilhelmina was voted joint 8th highest (2%) in a popularity poll after the first episode was aired, joint with Madeleine and Kandy Kane.

Episode 2 SAFE - Wilhelmina's Red Carpet look was inspired by the 2021 S.N.A.C.C Gala - Benefit for unwaxed Babybels, featuring escorts and a fondue set.

Episode 3 HIGH - Wilhelmina's Halloween look was inspired by the 2011 movie 'Cabin in the Woods'. Wilhelmina was praised for their detail but concerned that they couldn't see their Arsehole.

Episode 4 SAFE - Wilhelmina's 80's Glamour shot was inspired by a 1880's Memento Mori shot, a keepsake photograph taken of dead loved ones.

Episode 5 BOTTOM - Wilhelmina's Real Housewife look was very cheesy. Their catchprase was "People say my personality is toxic and jarring but I'm totally [shelf] stable"". Their video featured Charmaine Diamond White. Although Wilhelmina and Madeleine were bottom this episode, Traffic Zeta-Cones was eliminated due to breaking the rules.