Madeleine

Madeleine is a contestant on Novympia's Arsehole Race Season 3.

"My name is Madeleine, I’m from Lark Hill in Derry, my date of birth is 15/6/85 making me a Gemini. By day I work in retail as a TIN leader. By night I'm a naughty naughty CAN girl, ready to spill my beans all over my teeeets. I have a few tricks up my can hole; I dabble in a bit of stop motion, I can't sew, but I can cut shit out. I'm not the best dancer, but I can roll around a bit. I don't speak French, but I let the funky music do the talking, talking yeh. Enchanté."

Madeleine's Journey
Episode 1 Madeleine was voted joint 8th highest (2%) in a popularity poll after the first episode was aired. Joint with Wilhelmina Scream Cheese and Kandy Kane

Episode 2 SAFE - Madeleine's Red Carpet look was inspired by presenter Claudia Winkleman's 2013 GQ Awards, featuring Head n Shoulders shampoo, a spleen and a dildo in her hair.

Episode 3 HIGH - Madeleine's Halloween look was inspired by the Clover Monster from 2008 movie 'Cloverfield'.

Episode 4 SAFE - Madeleine's 80's Glamour shot look inspired by the 1986 movie 'Labyrinth', featuring Jareth the Goblin King, Sarah and Hoggle in the moon.

Episode 5 BOTTOM - Madeleine's Real Housewife was a character from 'The Real Housewives of Lisboa'. Their catchprase was "Have you seen this girl? Peek-a-boo! You found her. The only thing getting snatched tonight is my pussay!!!". Madeleine's video made reference to missing child Madeleine McCann. There were concerns that a mysogynistic 'fishy' joke was made, however Madeleine has confirmed on Instagram that it wasn't intentional as Lisbon is known for it's Sardines. Although Madeleine and Wilhelmina Scream Cheese were in the bottom, Traffic Zeta-Cones was eliminated due to breaking the rules.