Novympia's Arsehole Race is a nonsensical online reality show created by drag duo Nova and Olympia.
The winner receives a cash prize of up to £2.18 (now £2.17), some dire shit from Novympia's house, a signed tee and the title of 'Next Grandmaster Arsehole'. A congeniality prize is given to the contestants favourite arsehole. Every season (except season 3 & 4 - replaced with 'Stars in their Eyes') has included a 'Gash Game' episode (a parody of the 'Snatch Game' from RuPaul's Drag Race (a parody of the TV panel show 'Match Game')) and a 'Reunion' episode where the winner is revealed and Novympia interview the contestants.
An All Stars season has also been confirmed.
Season 4 (2023)[]
Available only on Novympia’s Patreon
The Arseholes[]
- A Door Delano
- Boots Dehaus Downey Jr.
- Candy Labra
- Cathurine
- Citreese
- Lisa Scott-Leek
- Spectra
- Steamy Nix
- X-Treena
- Yolko Ono
Episodes:[]
- EP00 - Meet the Arseholes
- EP01 - Red Carpet Runway
- EP02 - Britney vs. Avril
- EP03 - 80's Workout Video
- EP04 - Final Destination
- EP05 - Candyland
- EP06 - Crime Mugshots
- EP07 - Stars in their Eyes
- EP08 - Arseholes in Public
- EP09 - Reunion
| ARSEHOLE | EP01 | EP01 TT* | EP02 | EP03 | EP04 | EP05 | EP06 | EP07 | EP08 | EP09 | |
| Steamy Nix | WINNER | FIRST | SAFE | HIGH | BOTTOM | HIGH | HIGH | WINNER | SAFE | FIRST | |
| Spectra | BOTTOM | NINTH | ELIMINATED | TRAITOR** | HIGH | WINNER | BOTTOM | HIGH | WINNER | SECOND | |
| Lisa Scott-Leek | SAFE | SIXTH | HIGH | SAFE | SAFE | SAFE | WINNER | BOTTOM | SAFE | THIRD | |
| Citreese | SAFE | SEVENTH | SAFE | SAFE | WINNER | SAFE | BOTTOM | ELIMINATED | Miss C | ||
| Cathurine | SAFE | FOURTH | SAFE | SAFE | HIGH | BOTTOM | ELIMINATED | Miss C | |||
| A Door Delano | BOTTOM | FIFTH | SAFE | SAFE | BOTTOM | ELIMINATED | |||||
| Candy Labra | SAFE | SECOND | WINNER | WINNER | ELIMINATED | ||||||
| X-Treena | HIGH | THIRD | BOTTOM | BOTTOM | WALKED | ||||||
| Yolko Ono | HIGH | EIGHTH | SAFE | ELIMINATED** | |||||||
| Boots deHaus Downey Jr. | SAFE | ELIMINATED |
- Although Nova and Olympia decided on tops and bottoms this week, the deciding factor was down to Tina Tureena, the guest judge - who ranked the arseholes, meaning 10th place was eliminated.
- Upon elimination, Spectra was assigned a secret task to sabotage one of their fellow contestants. If successful, Spectra would return to the competition and the arsehole they sabotaged would be up for elimination. Yolko Ono was sabotaged, and as she was already in the bottom two, Nova and Olympia eliminated Yolko.
Season 3 (2021)[]
Available only on Novympia’s Patreon
The Arseholes[]
- Tina Tureena
- Shallisa the Shopping Trolly
- Lynne Guini
- Traffic Zeta-Cones
- Wilhelmina Scream Cheese
- Meronica Vase
- Lüump
- Madeleine
- Kandy Kane
- Cameron Corder
Episodes:[]
- EP01 - Meet the Arseholes
- EP02 - Red Carpet Runway
- EP03 - Horror Villains
- EP04 - 80's Glamour Shots
- EP05 - The Real Housewives
- EP06 - Novympia References
- EP07 - Christmas Postcards
- EP08 - Stars in Their Eyes
- EP09 - Finalé Evolution
- EP10 - Reunion
| ARSEHOLE | EP02 | EP03 | EP04 | EP05 | EP06 | EP07 | EP08 | EP09 | |
| Tina | WINNER | SAFE | WINNER | SAFE | HIGH | SAFE | SAFE | FIRST | |
| Madeleine | SAFE | HIGH | SAFE | BOTTOM | WINNER | WINNER | SAFE | SECOND | |
| Cameron | BOTTOM* | SAFE | ELIMINATED* | - | RETURN | HIGH | WINNER | THIRD | |
| Lüump | HIGH | WINNER | WINNER | HIGH | BOTTOM* | SAFE | ELIMINATED⁑ | - | |
| Meronica | SAFE | SAFE | BOTTOM* | WINNER | SAFE | ELIMINATED | - | - | |
| Shalissa | HIGH | BOTTOM* | BOTTOM* | SAFE | ELIMINATED* | - | - | - | |
| Wilhelmina | SAFE | HIGH | SAFE | BOTTOM | WALKED⁂ | - | - | - | |
| Traffic | SAFE | SAFE | HIGH | ELIMINATED⁑ | - | - | - | - | |
| Lynne | SAFE | ELIMINATED* | - | - | - | - | - | - | |
| Kandy | ELIMINATED* | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
- The Cult patreons VOTE TO SAVE their favourite Arsehole, out of the bottom of that week.
- ⁑Traffic Zeta-Cones was the winner of EP05, but due to rule-breaking was eliminated. Lüump was eliminated on EP08 for rule-breaking too.
- ⁂Wilhelmina Scream Cheese dropped out of this episode and was replaced by Cameron Corder.
Season 2 (2019)[]
Episodes:[]
- EP00 - Cast Reveal
- EP01 - Edible Divas
- EP02 - Meme Queens
- EP03 - Ski Lodge Lounge Lizard
- EP04 - Hokeymon
- EP05 - Gash Game
- EP06 - Wh-arse Wally
- EP07 - Cult Leader Couture
- EP08 - Finalé
The Arseholes:[]
- Dioda Spritz
- Jess
- Pony Soprano
- Beau de Toilette
- DUCK!
- Penny the Period Pad
- Bagina
- Linda Lampsey
- Rev. Sticki 'Gobble Gobble' BanaNicki
- Forkquette Spaghette
Season 1 (2017)[]
Episodes:[]
- #1 - Cast Announcement
- #2 - Prideful
- #3 - Legendary Creature
- #4 - Food/Movie Pun
- #5 - Murder Mystery
- #6 - Halloween
- #7 - Resort Wear
- #8 - Gash Game
- #9 - Fire & Ice
- #10 - Finale
- #11 - Reunion
The Arseholes:[]
- Ashley the Pantyhose Doll
- Alotta Wood
- Nigella Torsen
- Arianne
- Icehole
- Mitzi Metastasis
- Belle
- Mary Berry
- Hanayo the Cat
- Harry the Cactus